Just when we thought we left Elon in the dust, the internet slaps us with the Elon-Trump fight of the decade. Memes exploded, ketamine jokes flew, and here we are again.

We promised ourselves—we were done with Elon. Left him where he landed post-Grimes, post-Twitter-X-whatever spiral. But nope. The internet said: L + Ratio + You’re covering this again.