Elon vs. Trump Meme War Explodes—And We Got Dragged Back In

Just when we thought we left Elon in the dust, the internet slaps us with the Elon-Trump fight of the decade. Memes exploded, ketamine jokes flew, and here we are again.

We promised ourselves—we were done with Elon. Left him where he landed post-Grimes, post-Twitter-X-whatever spiral. But nope. The internet said: L + Ratio + You’re covering this again.

Because the colossal Elon vs. Trump verbal deathmatch just dropped and it hit meme channels like a tactical nuke. We're talking Twitter vs. Truth Social, billionaire slap-fight edition. The takes were piping hot, the replies unhinged, and the fanboys foaming. It was like watching two raid bosses glitch into each other and break the lobby.

From Elon's end, it looked like he was snapping more ketamine than usual—posting with the frequency and chaotic energy of a Redditor who just lost 12 ranked matches in a row. Trump, meanwhile, went full caps lock wizard with enough boomer rage to fry a MAGA hat.

They probably won’t speak again anytime soon. Or maybe they’ll collab next week. Who knows? Reality’s a DLC pack now.

Anyway, we wanted to write about wholesome memes. Maybe a raccoon in a hoodie. A goose doing war crimes. But no—Elon and Trump locked horns, and the entire internet got memed into submission.

So here we are. Again. Reporting from the frontlines of Main Character Syndrome™.